Monday, February 12, 2007

Hot Cock Sauce

Since Joey so readily categorized our cretin arses, let us return the favor!

JOEY: Smegmic glutenizer dishumbly ransacking the backstock warehouses of feeding Georgetownian waterholes. In the meantime, he runs from a movie theater daily, all cyclically urinating inside of his pants while posing abrasive to the sweltering lavahills of Future's ooze. When he's not trimming Jillian's toenails, you may find him flying kites a cote the belltower down hangtown, with fellow Villians ostentatiously passive in scrutinizing the lackluster backwaters of American idealogy. He once knew a really important secret. Did he forget it? He probably loves the taste of Hot Cock Sauce.

2 comments:

heather said...

where DO you get these words of yours? imagination or olde english? how was the audition? enough of the crazyness, let's hear the TRUE BEATING HEARTS OF MATTERS.

AdieSpringB said...

that was weird.